Clarice|Starling: guys, I was in the restroom when a thought came over me that blew my mind.
Krett is basing him off a bluejay. what to do for arm markings? :/ and what thought
Clarice|Starling: In most vampire tales, when they are turned their body dies and expells all of their human waste. In interview with the vampire, this is instant and messy. this NEVER happens in twilight. Does this mean they go around with shit in their ass their whole 'immortal' lives?
Akuda: ........................
Clarice|Starling: AM I RIGHT!?
Akuda: LOL what if you got converted while needing to pee
Akuda: in twiverse
Krett: LMAO
Akuda: constant bladderache
Krett: have fun doing the i-gotta-piss-dance for all eternity
Clarice|Starling: lol
Clarice|Starling: maybe thats why edward is such a douche.
Krett: there really IS something up his ass
Akuda: he died while needing to pinch a loaf
Krett: AHAHA THIS IS AWFUL
Clarice|Starling: it's always there.. just crowning.
Krett: then he'd walk funny though, wouldn'y he?
Krett: wouldn't*
Akuda: i think meyer said the twivamps' body just PAUSES.
Krett: or maybe it all gets TURNED into blood
Krett: which is supposed to be the only fluid in their body
Akuda: which is FUCKING FUNNY cause she said that applied to pregnancy too
Krett: so he has a tampon up his ass
Krett: clearly not or her hellspawn wouldn't have nearly killed her
Ninael: here's what i don't get
Ninael: if his body pauses
Ninael: how did he you know
Ninael: shoot a load
Clarice|Starling: because SM is full of shit.
Krett: apparently it doesn't apply to testicles
Clarice|Starling: testicles, always the exception.